The original look of GeorgeCarlin.com, when it was first launched in 1999:
This is an early warning system for the faint
of heart.
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This web site contains real human language.
Apparently, there are many people unable to cope with
spoken and
written language as developed by humans up to this point.
This is for you.
to evaluate your language
tolerance level.
SHIT
If this does not offend you,
If this offends you, may you never shit again.
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FUCK
If this does not offend you,
If this offends you, may you never...naaah! Too harsh.
If this offends you, may it hurt each time you fuck.
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CUNT
If this does not offend you,
If this offends you, remember where you were
when you first saw the light of day.
At birth, you had a cunt stretched across your head.
Just like a little hat.
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COCKSUCKER
If this does not offend you,
If this offends you, ask yourself why.
Every woman is a cocksucker, and so are
many men.
The men who aren't cocksuckers seem to have no problem with
the women who choose this activity, but have big problems
with the men
who do so. Why would this be? Could it be
that all these men are afraid they might
be potential cocksuckers?
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RELIGION Click
here
If this offends you, welcome to the
world of sane and realistic critical thought.
More harm has been
done to the collective human psyche by religion than
by all the
fucking and cocksucking since the dawn of time. By the way,
many
religious people (including the ordained) fuck and
suck each
other's cocks all the time.
to get back to reality.
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So after clicking on that last "Click Here" link, you would have been finally taken to the main page of GeorgeCarlin.com. There you have it! By the way, here's what the main page of GeorgeCarlin.com originally said:
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