17. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

GEORGE CARLIN DID NOT say this. It’s from the Drew Carey Show.

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”

This is a line that Drew Carey said on The Drew Carey Show, season 4, episode 2: “In Ramada Da Vida”. The actual line is “Oh you hate your job? Oh my God, why didn’t you say so? You know there’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY. They meet at the bar!”

And no, it wasn’t stolen from Carlin either; there’s absolutely no evidence that Carlin ever said, let alone first. It doesn’t show up in any of his works. Why on earth some idiots on the internet insist on attributing the quote to George Carlin, we’ll never know. But I’m sure they frequent the bar.